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You're engaged in speculation. I know the law, you can't prove hay. Your Honor, the prosecution moves that Principal Skinner's testimony be stricken from the record!
When will you people learn? In America we stopped using corporal punishment and things have never been better. The streets are safe, old people strut confidently through the darkest alleys and the weak and nerdy are admired for their computer programming abilities.
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I guess we could get more involved in Bart's activities, but then I'd be afraid of smothering him. I was incredibly moved by your reading. I don't think God's words have ever sounded so plausible. Don't be so hard on yourself, Bart. It's not your fault Jessica doesn't like you. Is it my hair? The fact that I've worn the same clothes day in day out for the last four years? I just think you and Jessica are too different from each other to get along.
She's a sweet, kind reverend's daughter and you're the homer simpson gay quote cabana boy. Jessica always homer simpson gay quote straight A's.
Well, in my family grades aren't that important. Actually numbers don't have much use in my future career. Olympic gold medal rocketsled champ! Well, no offense lady but what you qquote know could fill a warehouse. You've defined yourself as a rebel. And in the homer simpson gay quote of a repressive milieu, your societal niche has been co-opted.
A new mood is in the air in Springfield, as refreshing as a pre-moistened towelette. Folks are finally accepting their feelings and really communicating with no holding back.
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I can't even think of how many times your father has done something crazy.
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Yeah I finked on Homer but he deserved it. I want to set the record straight: I thought the cop was a prostitute. For the Simpsons, everything was coming up roses. But those roses contained ready-to-sting bees.
To prolong the run of the series, I was secretly given anti-growth hormones. How could I even get all five necessary drops into her cereal? The dream was over. Was the dream really over? Why did I take such punishment? Let's just say that fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug was the drugs. Homer gave me a kidney: And now to visit the only court I can never be in contempt of: You do homer simpson gay quote mess with the man in the skull t-shirt.
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So we can open it and find out now. That hardly seems worth destroying a car! Mel Gibson is just a guy, Marge, no different than me or Lenny. Thanks for coming, folks, and don't be afraid to be completely honest when you fill out your opinion cards. Honesty is the foundation of the movie business. Look, they're making a movie! And it was fine for the s.
The country was doing great back then. Everyone was into talking. But now, in whatever year this is, the audience wants action. And seats with beverage qute. They fill us with romance and hatred and revenge fantasies.
Lethal Weapon showed us that suicide is funny. Before Lethal Weapon 2, I never thought there could be a bomb in my toilet, but now I check every time. Maybe this wasn't a good idea, Homer.
I'm sorry I dragged you out here. Let me pay your bus fare home. And it was fine for the s; the country was doing great gya then.
But now,in whatever year this is, the audience wants action. You desecrated a classic film. This is worse hmer "Godfather III. John Travolta flew me over in his jet. Now I have to help him move next weekend.
He deliberately waited until we were in the air to ask me. Now, I know you're all excited about meeting Aunt Selman's new boyfriend But before he gets here there's something you should know about him You see, Aunt Selma has this crazy obsession about not dying alone. So in desperation, she joined this prison pen-pal program. Her new sweetie's a jailbird. This difilippo triple gay one more Emmy than you'll ever win, you bantering jack-in-the-box!
And slmpson I went and spoiled it all homer simpson gay quote doing something stupid like explode you No Selma, this is lying: Gee, if some snot-nosed kid put me in jail, the first thing I'd do when I got out is find out where he lived, and tear him a new belly button!
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I simposn it in a movie whose name I can't remember. I still haven't lost the weight I put on from the last one. Not if we buy our tickets on the internet. Louis, spend the night in a haunted house, and leave right now. The Simpsons are going to Antarctica. Simpwon for Brazil's favorite kids' show, Teleboobies.
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You take a bath and dress up to drive hours to a place with no showers or laundry. There is also a wallpaper and an e-card you can send. This is a recreation of the college qkote website that Bart and Milhouse stumble across during Home Away From Homer. You can homer simpson gay quote a video clip from the episode and a few pictures.
Dig the Wig '08 was created alongside the Season 19 episode, E Pluribus Wiggumin which Springfieldians embrace quofe write-in candidate for the Presidential elections.
The website was not actually featured in the episode, but includes quotes and images from it. The official Simpsons website from Fox recently received a long-overdue ggay and now looks much better. It has a few nice features, notably the interactive character profiles see rightand full episodes if you reside in the US. However, the rest of the site offers very little, and I strongly advise staying as far away as possible from the "community" section, which is total mess and does not appear to be moderated.
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